Robin Hood Anime Crossover: chapter 3

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Running through Balbad were Konohamaru, his friend Udon, Moegi and Nell tried to keep up with the three older kids. Konohamaru had tucked the hood into his scarf, so it fit better. The joy on his face and the bow he held stood out most about him.

as they reached the outside of the town, Konohamaru held out the bow and placed one of the arrows he had gotten on it, while the others grouped around him.

Udon asked as a booger hung from his nose, ‘gee, did Ichigo really give it to you?’ Konohamaru looked back with a smile and nodded, ‘yeah, and this is his own hood too.’

as Konohamaru focused on shooting again, Udon replied, ‘wow, I sure would like to shoot a bow and arrow.’ Nell eagerly stepped forward, holding out her hands, ‘let me try it Hamaru.’

Konohamaru shook his head, ‘oh no you don’t! I’m gonna shoot it first.’ Nell puffed up her cheeks and frowned, angry she couldn’t try out the bow and arrow.

as Konohamaru pulled back the bow string, closing his eyes through the effort, he didn’t notice his left arm, with which he held the bow, went up. Moegi noticed, ‘you’re pointing it too high.’ Konohamaru, ‘looked back, stopping his pulling on the bow string, ‘I’m not either. Now watch this!’

he pulled the arrow back, once again his left arm going up. And as he released it, the arrow shot up high and far. But as it came down, it landed inside the castle walls. all four kids had the same dumbfounded look on their faces.

Udon was the first to react, ‘oh boy, now you’ve done it.’ Moegi looked at Konohamaru with some fear, ‘right into Prince Abmod’s backyard.’ Konohamaru frowned, rubbed his nose and walked toward the castle wall.

the other three soon followed him and all of them saw a backdoor, made out of bars, wide enough for the kids to fit through. Konohamaru arrived at the bars and looked around.

Moegi warned him, ‘Konohamaru, you can’t go in there.’ Udon agreed, ‘yeah, that prince Abmod will chop off your head.’ He grabbed the high and wide collar of his shirt and pulled it up, while pulling down his head, looking like someone with a long neck, but without a head, ‘like this.’ Moegi looked at Udon, noticing not even a tuft of his hair stuck out.

Konohamaru stepped on foot through the bars, ‘oh I don’t care. I gotta get my arrow.’ Nell stopped him, ‘wait a minute, Udon might tattle on you.’ Moegi confirmed, ‘yeah udon, you have to take the oath.’

Udon pulled the collar of his shirt down and stuck his head back up, confused, ‘an oath?’ Nell put her left hand on her chest, ‘put your hand on your heawt and cwoss your eyes.’ She continued to cross her eyes.

Konohamaru and Moegi followed suit, placing a hand on their hearts and crossing their eyes. Udon placed a hand on his heart, but struggled to cross his eyes as Konohamaru spoke, ‘spiders, snakes and a lizard’s head!’

Udon replied, ‘spiders, snakes and a lizard’s head.’ Konohamaru stepped up to him, causing Udon to pull his head down into his collar as the hooded by said, ‘if I tattletale, I’ll die ‘till I’m dead!’ Udon replied with a scared voice, ‘if I tattletale, I’ll die ‘till I’m dead.’

as Konohamaru backed off, Udon moved his head out of his collar again with a smile. But his fearful look returned when he saw Konohamaru stepping through the bars. He, Moegi and Nell came to stand at the bars, looking at what happened inside.

as Konohamaru snuck inside, he soon heard ticking noises and women giggling. One of them said, ‘well, it’s your turn to serve, miss Rukia.’ Another, younger, woman replied, ‘are you ready lady Yoruichi?’

as Konohamaru looked around some bushes, he saw two women in simple dresses, one tall, with brown skin, yellow eyes, purple hair and a well endowed figure. the other was smaller, had raven black hair, dark blue eyes, a good figure, but a much smaller chest than the other woman.

the brown skinned woman, Yoruichi replied with a curtsey, ‘as your lady in waiting, I’m waiting.’ She held a badminton racket and eagerly tapped it against her hand.

Rukia served from her side and Yoruichi hit it back to her. Rukia moved over her side of the field and hit it back. Konohamaru frowned; he had not come to watch women play badminton. He looked around, searching for his arrow, soon locating it by a tree.

he snuck to behind the tree. As the women played, Yoruichi replied, ‘I’m getting to old for this though.’ Rukia, ‘lady Yoruichi that was a good shot.’ Yoruichi grinned, ‘you’re not doing so bad yourself, my dear.’

Rukia pulled back her racket and hit the ball into the sky. Yoruichi stepped toward it and swung, but a little too fast; just missing the ball, which fell into her cleavage and vanished into her dress.

she put down her racket, looked into her own dress, before started to shake it while dancing up and down, trying to shake out the ball, ‘it has to be in there at some place.’ Rukia couldn’t help but laugh, ‘lady Yoruichi, you look so silly.’

at this point, Konohamaru snuck around the tree in an attempt to get his arrow. Rukia chuckled, ‘oh look, there it is.’ as Konohamaru reached for his arrow, Rukia reached for the ball, which lay just a few centimeter from it. the two looked at each other in surprise.

Rukia picked up the ball, looking at the small boy in front of her, ‘oh, hello. Where did you come from.’ Konohamaru’s surprise had turned into fear as he stammered, ‘oh please don’t tell prince Abmod.’ Through his trembling his hood fell over his eyes.

he pulled it up again, still fearful, ‘miss Unohana says he’ll chop off my head.’ Rukia smiled at the young boy, ‘oh don’t be afraid, you’ve done nothing wrong.’ Yoruichi joined Rukia, looked at the little boy and put her hands together with a smile, ‘oh Rukia, what a darling little boy.’

Rukia noticed Konohamaru’s hood, his bow and the arrow he had tried to reach, ‘now, who does this young archer remind you off?’ Yoruichi looked and saw what Rukia meant. Playing along, ‘well, upon my word, the notorious Ichigo Kurosaki.’ Konohamaru’s fear was replaced with a smile, realizing these women wouldn’t cause him harm.

Rukia nodded, ‘that’s right; only Ichigo wears a hood like that.’ Konohamaru nodded, ‘yeah, and he gave me this bow too.’

at the bars of the backdoor, Nell gasped a few times, before sneezing loudly!

Yoruichi heard it and looked. At first surprised, she soon smiled, poking Rukia in the side with an elbow, ‘oh Rukia. Don’t look around. But I do believe were surrounded.’ She looked at the three children again, ‘oh mercy!’

Konohamaru gestured to them to come in as Moegi said, ‘he snitched on us!’

Rukia smiled at the children, ‘it’s alright children, don’t be afraid. Please come here.’ Udon looked at the girls, ‘you think it’s safe?’ Nell smiled, ‘that’s lady Wukia.’ Moegi smiled, ‘miss Unohana says she’s very nice.’ She stepped through the bars and made her way toward Rukia, come on.’

Udon and Nell followed, but Nell quickly fell behind, ‘hey you guys, not so fast. Wait for Nell.’

as Moegi reached the adult women, she tried to dust off her clothes, ‘I told Konohamaru he was shooting too high.’ Rukia replied happily, ‘I’m so very glad he did. And now I get to meet all of you.’

Nell slightly hid behind Moegi, looking at Rukia, ‘gee, you’re vewy beautiful.’ Moegi bluntly asked, ‘are you gonna merry Ichigo?’ Nell quickly added, ‘miss Unohana says that you and,… Itsigo, awe sweetheawts.’

as Yoruichi continued to smile, Rukia’s smile had faded away somewhat. Rukia tried to get her smile back and replied, ‘well, that was many years ago, before I left for Sindria.’ Udon asked, just as bluntly as Moegi, ‘did he ever kiss ya?’

Rukia, slightly embarrassed, still smiled, ‘well,… no. but he did carve our initials on this tree.’ She pointed at the tree Konohamaru had been hiding behind. As the kids looked at it, they saw a picture of a heart carved into it. and carved within the lines of the heart, letters had been carved; I.K. + R.K.

Rukia, having a moment of nostalgia, remembered it with a smile, ‘I remember it so well.’ Konohamaru looked back at her, joining the asking of blunt questions, ‘are ya gonna have any kids?’ Rukia rolled her eyes as Nell stated, ‘miss Unohana has many kids where we live.’

Rukia shook her head with a smile, ‘oh, he’s probably forgotten all about me.’ Konohamaru pulled a wooden sword from underneath his belt, ‘oh no, not Ichigo.’

He started swinging his sword around, causing Udon to dodge and back away, stumbling into Rukia as Konohamaru continued, ‘I bet he’ll storm the castle walls! fight the guards, rescue ya. And drag ya off to his oasis.’ He turned around and acted as if he galloped away on a horse.

Yoruichi joined in the fun with a grin, ‘now, just a moment there, young man. you’ve forgotten prince Abmod.’ Konohamaru made a throwing gesture and said with a cocky smile, ‘that old prince Abmod don’t scare me none!’

Udon pulled his collar over his head again, ‘I’m scared of prince Abmod. He’s cranky.’

Yoruichi put on a cruel chuckle, lowered herself somewhat into a more rounded form as she picked up her badminton racket, ‘I prince Abmod, challenge you to a duel.’ She stepped toward the boy and made some playful swing at him with her racket.

as Konohamaru defended himself with his wooden sword against Yoruichi’s slashes and jabs with her racket, she said, ‘take that,… and that,… and this!’

Konohamaru took a few more steps back, dumbfounded for a moment, before getting the game plan. He smiled and stabbed his wooden sword forward, ‘death to the tyrant!’

Yorichi blocked two short jabs, before screaming, lifting up the hem of her dress and running away for the boy who chased after her. Moegi encouraged him, ‘slice him to pieces.’

eventually Yoruichi and Konohamaru ran around Rukia and continued fencing, while Rukia acted like a helpless damsel, ‘oh safe me, my here; safe me.’

at this point, Yoruichi set one foot far away, making it an easy target. Konohamaru tapped his wooden sword against her ankle. Yoruichi hopped away on one foot, grabbing her ankle, ‘ouch, ooh, that’s not fair!’

next she used her best imitation of Abmod, ‘DADDY!’ next she put her thumb in her mouth and sucked on it.’ Moegi burst out into laughter, ‘that’s prince Abmod alright!’

Konohamaru jumped up with joy, ‘Yahoo! Now I’ve got you!’ he stepped up to Yoruichi, swinging his wooden sword up and down in front of her. Yoruichi shook her head, ‘oh no, oh mercy!’ than she took the boy’s sword and jammed it in between her arm and her armpit, as if she had been stabbed.

she than stumbled back, moaning and groaning, before falling on her back, ‘ooh, you got me! I’m dying.’ she closed her eyes and played dead.

Konohamaru came to stand by her, wondering, ‘did I hurt ya? Huh?’ Yoruichi opened her eyes, before winking at him ‘now, this is the part where you drag your fair lady off to your oasis.’ Konohamaru looked back at Rukia, who had watched it all happen.

Konohamaru nodded and walked back to Rukia with a smile, ‘come on fair lady, let’s go. He held out his hand and as Rukia took it, he took off, only to be held back because she didn’t move an inch yet.

Rukia continued to play her role, ‘oh Ichigo, you’re so brave and impetuous.’ She then walked with Konohamaru, who walked her into some bushes, where both of them sat down.

Rukia looked around with a smile, ‘so this is your oasis?’ Konohamaru, not sure of what he should do now replied, ‘yeah, I guess so.’ He wrapped his arms around his knees, ‘well, now what are we gonna do?’

Rukia, staying in her role, continued, ‘well, usually the hero gives his fair lady a kiss.’ She closed her eyes and moved her face towards him, while extending her lips.

Konohamaru was disgusted by this thought, ‘a kiss? That’s sissy stuff!’ he made a throwing gesture, refusing that option. But Rukia didn’t let him end the game so easily, ‘well if you won’t; then I will!’

she grabbed the small boy and hugged him close, before kissing him strongly on his cheek.

Moegi, Udon and Nell, who had followed them into the bushes, saw this happening. Moegi; ‘they’re kissing!’ than all three of them burst into laughter and rolled over the ground. Konohamaru rubbed his cheek, to take away the effect of the kiss, but his friends continued laughing.