Robin Hood Anime Crossover: chapter 1

I do not nor will I ever own any of the characters used in this story. They all belong to their respective franchises.
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Further away in the oasis, a line of men was walking along a path. A man wearing a bull skull was holding up a flag while walking up front, while two men behind him wearing skull masks blew on trumpets. Behind them there were three men with skull masks beating the drums. Following them were two rows of seven men each, all wielding a halberd.

following these men were four men, like all the others, with skull masks on, carrying a big treasure chest in between them. following these were two more men who were pulling a golden carriage. And following this golden carriage were another two rows of skull masked men with halberds.

and sitting within this golden carriage were a small chubby little man in fancy clothes, who was taking gold coins from a money bag and letting it fall back in the bag while he smiled. In front of him sat a tall lean man who wore a blue hat, heart shaped glasses a blue coat and had a small pole shaped beard, while he had messy light brown hair. He smiles as the little man plays with his money.

Abmod chuckled as he played with his money, ‘Taxes, ahaha, taxes, beautiful lovely taxes! Aha, aha.’ Jango grinned, ‘Sire, you have an absolute skill for encouraging contributions from the poor.’

Abmod rubbed a coin over his left cheek, ‘to coin a phrase my dear councilor; rob the poor to feed the rich! Am I right?’ he chuckled as he softly elbowed his councilor in his belly while Jango also laughed along.

Abmod turned away and picked up a crown as he asked, ‘tell me, what is the next stop, sir Jango?’

Jango went to look at a map, ‘euh, let me see sir. Oooh, yes! The next stop is in the capitol of Balbad sire.’ Abmod tingled with excitement, ‘oooh! The richest plum of them all. Balbad’s, Capitol!’ he put the crown on his head while Jango held a mirror in front of him.

the crown however was far too big for Abmod’s round head, making it slip over one of his eyes. Jango, who looked past the mirror smiled, ‘a perfect fit sire. Mostly cunning.’ Abmod first smiled, but then saw the crown had sunk over his face, while Jango continued to prattle compliments, ‘you look real dignified.  Sincere, masterful, noble, shivel…’

at that point Abmod cut him off, ‘don’t overdo it Jango.’ He took the crown of his head and picked up a small pillow, stuffed it into the crown, before fitting it on his head again. this time it remained in place, ‘there, that I believe, does it.’

he looked into the mirror again while Jango smiled at him while the stubby man spoke, ‘this crown gives me a feeling of power.’ Jango’s smile turned into a frown, before he was blown away by the little man’s shout, ‘POWER!” a cruel grin came to his face, ‘forgive me a cruel chuckle.’ Which was what the little man let out next, before stating the word again, ‘power.’

the little man was rubbing his hands together with his cruel grin on his face as Jango informed him, ‘and how well king Alibaba’s crown sits on your noble brow.’ Abmod took the mirror and smiled at his reflection, ‘doesn’t it?’ only than did he realize what the man had said.

‘king Alibaba?!’ he grabbed the lean man by his neck, pulling him down, ‘I told you never to mention my brother’s name!’ as Abmod let go of Jango, the tall man took some steps back and hit his face behind his hands, peeking through his fingers. As the little man finished talking Jango lowered his hands, ‘a mere slip of the tongue your majesty.’ He chuckled nervously.

Jango continued, ‘we’re in this plot together, if you don’t mind my saying so. And remember; it was your idea I hypnotized him and,…’ Abmod smiled again and cut him off, ‘I, I know! And send him off on that crazy crusade.’ As the little man laughed about it, he remembered Jango had almost hypnotized himself into going along with Alibaba.

Jango chuckled along with his king, before speaking in a more serious and sadder tone, ‘much to the sorrow of the king father.’ Abmod nodded and sobbed as he spoke, ‘Yes! Daddy!’ he sighed and frowned, ‘daddy always liked that slum brat best!’ as the little man finished saying this, he started loudly sucking on his thumb.

Jango frowned as he looked at the little man and listened to the annoying sucking noises he was making, ‘your highness, please! Don’t do that. if you don’t mind my saying so. you see; you have a very loud thumb.’

Abmod wasn’t paying any attention at all and continued sucking on his thumb. Jango shook his head and took out his hypnotizing charm, ‘hypnotism could help you stop this. now, once I say one two jango; you’ll permanently stop sucking your thumb. One two,…’ for the third time Abmod cut Jango off and he finally snapped out of his thumb sucking, ‘STOP! None of that! none of that!’

Jango made a sad face as he put his hypnotism charm away, ‘well I was only trying to help.’ Abmod nodded and looked away, ‘I wonder. Stupid hypnotist.’

Jango seemed hurt by that remark, ‘stupid hypnotist?’ Abmod shook his head, ‘I don’t care. Now; one more one more,… euh, one two Jango out of you,… euh; Jango! And you’ll crawl to Balbad’s capitol!’

Jango walked to the corner of the carriage and sat down on a box, ‘I’d rather walk thanks.’

outside of the carriage, nearing it through the oasis were Ichigo and Renji, who were dressing up as women. Both men wore wide dresses to hide their broad shoulders. Renji wore a blond wig and had put two melons in the chest area of his dress. Ichigo wore a black wig and a red bandana while he also put in some earrings.

the two reached a tree and watched the group of men blowing trumpets and guarding the carriage coming closer. Renji frowned as he also put on a red bandana, ‘now how about that for luck? it’s only a circus. A peanut operation.’ He looked at Ichigo who was wringing his hands.

as Ichigo heard what his friend said he reacted in surprise, ‘peanuts? Why you dumbass! That’s the royal couch. It’s prince Abmod himself!’ Renji reacted surprised, ‘the prince?’ than it dawned on him, ‘wait a minute! There’s a law against robbing royalty.’

Renji turned around and began walking back into the oasis, ‘I’ll catch you later.’ Ichigo appeared in front of him through a flash step and stopped his friend by placing a hand on one of his melons, ‘what? And miss this chance to perform before royalty?’

Renji frowned as Ichigo took a step back, before sighed, ‘oh okay, here we go again.’

both men dressed as women walked to the road and started drawing their attention by raising their voices and talking with a higher pitched voice to sound more like women.

they said things like, ‘oodelaly, oodelaly; fortune tellers.’ ‘fortunes forecast, lucky charms.’ Get the coop with your horoscope.’

Abmod looked outside and smiled, ‘fortune tellers, what fun.’ He looked at the man pulling his carriage, ‘stop the coach.’ Jango also looked outside, ‘sire; they might be bandits.’

Abmod turned around with a smiled, ‘oh poppycock! Female bandits? What’s next? Rubbish.’

Ichigo and Renji neared the coach and Abmod held out his hands to both of them, ‘my dear ladies, you have my permission to kiss the royal hands. Whichever you like, first.’ Both hands held rings with jewelry on them, explaining the excited faces Ichigo and Renji were making.

Ichigo stepped forward first, bowing down, taking Abmod’s hand and squeaking, ‘hmmm, oh how gracious.’ He pulled a ring of Abmod’s finger before placing a kiss on the empty spot, ‘and generous.’ Abmod was to happy with himself to notice.

Jango however had noticed and grabbed Abmod’s shoulder and started shaking the little man slightly, ‘sire, sire! Did you see what she,…’ Abmod pulled free, ‘quit shaking me like that.’

Renji quickly took Abmod’s other hand, bend down and kissed it three times, each time biting of one of the gems on one of the three rings. As Jango looked at the woman Renji was pretending to be, he smiled, showing the three jewels in his teeth.

Jango took a step back, being at a loss for words, before turning back to Abmod and shaking him again, rougher this time. This time the hypnotist couldn’t utter a single word in shock and simply squeaked.

Abmod pulled free again and pulled Jango down to his level, grabbing him by the collars, ‘Jango! That’s enough out of you!’ Abmod pulled the collar forward and tied a knot around Jango’s throat, slightly choking the man.

as jango was busy trying to breathe, Abmod looked around, than saw a soft bench that could be opened and pulled it open, pulling Jango down and throwing him in, before closing it and sitting down on it himself, ‘suspicious snake!’

Ichigo had stepped inside the couch as well and smiled, ‘masterfully done, your excellence.’ He pulled free the robes that held the curtains, darkening the inside of the couch.

Ichigo sat down as well, ‘now close your eyes. And concentrate. Close your eyes; tight shut.’ Abmod did as he was told, but tried to sneak a peek through his curiosity. Seeing this Ichigo replied, ‘no peeking sire.’ As Abmod closed his eyes again, Ichigo looked around, seeing a bag of gold coins next to the bench Abmod sat on.

he chuckled and started waving his hands through the air before talking with an entranced voice, ‘from the mists of time; come forth spirits. Yohoo.’ He finished in a chuckle.

outside, Renji walked with a glass ball he had attached to the thin thread of a fishing rod. In this ball were fireflies. He shook the ball with a grin, ‘okay little fireflies, glow babies; glow.’ He moved the fishing rod through the curtains, moving the ball inside as well.

Ichigo wandered what took Renji so long, ‘we’re waiting. Ah, oh.’ Renji listened in on what happened inside. Ichigo touched Abmod shortly, ‘look sire.’ He gestured to the ball coming down in the darkened couch, ‘look.’

Abmod saw the ball coming down before his eyes in surprise, ‘ah, incredible. Floating spirits.’ He reached out his hands to the ball with the fireflies inside it, before Ichigo struck his hand, ‘oh no no no! naughty, naughty. You mustn’t touch young man.’

Abmod frowned and looked at his struck hand, ‘how dare you strike the royal hand?!’ Ichigo placed a hand softly over Abmod’s mouth, ‘ssshhh, you’ll break the spell. Just gaze into the crystal ball.’ Ichigo took it in hand and put it down on the table in between him and Abmod.

Ichigo started making noises, as if he were entranced, before suddenly reacting, as if he had seen something in the ball, ‘oh! A face appears. Ah; a crown is on his noble brow.’ Abmod smiled, looking at his reflection, ‘oodelaly! A crown. How exciting!’

Ichigo continued whispering in a mystic tone, ‘the face is handsome, regal, majestic, lovable, a cuddly face.’ Renji, who listened in on the outside frowned and shook his head. Abmod repeated, happy with the praise, ‘handsome, regal, majestic; yeah. Lovable yes, yes. Cuddly; ha ha ha, that’s me to a T. it really is.’

as Abmod seemed distracted, Ichigo reached out to grab the money bag. But there was a hole in the bench Abmod sat on and Jango reached his hand through the hole, slapping Ichigo’s hand away. Ichigo pulled his hand back with a slight yelp.

Abmod’s attention was right back with Ichigo whom he saw as a woman, ‘now what?’ Ichigo looked around a moment, before coming back into his entranced act, looking into the crystal ball, ‘ I, I see eum,… your; illustrious name.’ Abmod frowned and growled, ‘I know my name! get on with it!’

Ichigo nodded and while he kept looking at Abmod, he grabbed the bag of gold, which Jango was trying to safeguard and pulled it out of his grasp as he said, ‘your name will go down, down, down, in history, of course.’ As he finished, Ichigo put the bag of gold, behind his back and moved it outside to Renji, who gladly took it.

Abmod was all excitement again, ‘yes I knew it! I knew it! you hear that Jango?!’ than he realized where Jango was and mumbled, ‘oh he can’t hear; he’s in the bench!’ he kicked his stubby little feet against the bench, ‘now; don’t forget it!’

as Ichigo continued to work his magic inside, Renji walked around the couch outside, adding the bag of gold to the melons in his top, before looking at the wheel caps, ‘hmmm, what have we here?’ he bend over for a better look.

to his happy conclusion, ‘solid gold hub caps.’ He stood in front of the caps, bend down and spun the hub cap loose, before moving to the next wheel, all around the couch, putting the hub caps in the butt of his dress; increasing the curves he was giving off.

having finished with the hub caps, Renji saw the treasure chest guarded and carried by four men, as well as all the locks it had, ‘oodelaly! The jackpot!’

as the four men stood their ground and were on guard, looking around, Renji flash stepped to under the chest where he pulled out a dagger and cut quickly and quietly and opening in the bottom of the chest. As the gold coins came pouring out, he caught it in his ample growing bosom.

one of the guards thought to have heard something behind him, but as he looked; he saw nothing. As he looked in front of him again, he saw the blond woman. only now did he notice his big her breasts and but were. He lifted up his skull mask and smiled, before whistling.

Rensji smiled and as he disappeared behind the coach, he decided to play the part. He looked back at the man and winked a few times at him while waving by twiddling his fingers.

after this he pulled back, lifted up his skirt and started running. Ichigo also ran out of the couch, wearing Abmod’s fancy cloak over the dress he had on and he had scored another bag of gold. The two both ran around the couch and bumped into each other, causing lots of gold to fall on the ground, which they quickly started scraping up.

as Abmod looked outside, he didn’t notice he was only wearing his undergarments. Than Ichigo and Renji ran by, showing Abmod Ichigo was wearing his cloak, before Ichigo remarked, ‘I see London, I see France! I see Abmod’s underpants!’

Abmod looked and saw this was the case before he burst out; ‘ROBBED. I’ve been robbed! Jango! You’re never around when I need you!’ Jango popped his head out of the bench, before jumping out of it.

the hypnotist came to stand before his king and looked down at the little man in his underwear who spoke ashamed, ‘I’ve been robbed.’ Jango frowned, ‘of course you’ve been robbed!’

as Ichigo and Renji ran back to the oasis, they exclaimed, ‘oodelaly, oodelaly!’ ‘fortunes forecast, lucky charms.’ Renji waved back at the man who had whistled at him, who happily waves back. Until Abmod screamed, ‘after them you fools!’

at this moment, all the skull wearing men started running after the two robbers, who were quickly disappearing into the oasis’s bushes and trees. The men pulling Abmod’s coach also ran, causing the wheels to spin and, because the hub caps were missing, the wheels in the back spun off.

because of this fall, Abmod tumbled out, followed by Jango, both of them fell in a pool of mud, before more skull wearing men ran over both of them. Abmod started splattering in the mud, sulking and continuously saying, ‘no.’

Jango frowned, noticed he had lost his head and put it back on, ‘I knew it! I knew it; I just knew this would happen. I tried to warn you! but no no no, you wouldn’t listen, you just had to,…’ Jango found himself cut off as he saw Abmod raising the mirror, ‘ah aah, aaah; seven years bad,…!’ with a crash the mirror was smashed on his head.

Jango finished, ‘luck. that’s what it is. besides; you broke your father’s mirror.’ Abmod screamed in panic and horror, ‘daddy!’ before resorting to sucking his thumb again. this time however he quickly stopped and looked at his mud covered thumb, ‘I’ve got a dirty thumb.’